Jon and Hailey Plus 8 energy shots

So today I went to the gas station to get cigarettes and while I was waiting in line, in deep thought about how lame I was just 10 mintues before. See, at work I tried to flirt with this really hot girl that comes in all the time and I totally failed. But what made me loss attention towards my inablity to flirt at work was the energy shot shelf. I never had an energy shot before, but I have indulged in the bervages called energy drinks. What is the difference? I have no idea, but that is a whole other story.

This story is about a new energy shot I saw. An Ed Hardy one.

Does this mean that getting energy can now be stylish? Can I be just like Jon Gosselin and wear my Ed Hardy and drink it too? Does this energy shot mean that I am Tool, if I drink it? That is a strong possibility.

But my ultimate question is...If I start drinking, Ed Hardy Extra Strength energy shot, does that mean I can leave my wife for a younger woman (whether or not my wife is crazy is not the point)?

See, Jon Gosselin and I kind of have a relationship. He comes to my work establishment about as often as he see his own children, (once a month give or take). He always acts the same. Wears his shades, acts like he is to cool to tip, and leaves without saying thank you. I wonder if that is what he is like in bed? I will have to ask Hailey next time I see her.

Climbing the mango tree

To be a good squatter you must make your place of squatting one that is not occupied. Also you must mark the territory as your own.

When it comes to breaking and entering with a combination of squatting you must never leave anything behind. Of course if you do, you better hope it doesn't have your name on it. If it is something that can not be traced back to you, DO NOT go back for it.

Now I am not a squatter in some abandoned house. Although my neighbors house is technically abandoned, I am not living there. I have a residence.

In my house there are rules. As there are with anything in life ( although I do believe some people chose not to follow rules set by the norm, but still follow their own laws/rules of their own moral judgment. Hence forth everyone has rules).

See I am not one for breaking laws. Rules yes, laws not so much. Innocent things like driving over the speed limit and smoking weed. Things that people do.

Now in my town you have three options when you smoke weed. You can either smoke in your car, find a house to do it at, or go to a really sketchy place ( like the zoo or where you work). Or if you are lucky you have a lot of random semi-sketchy places that you call your second home.

An example of a sketchyplace, is smoking behind a bus in a random neighborhood. A semi- sketchy place would be an open field on a smallish hill surrounded by trees (if you have been there then you know what I mean).

I know I never go back to my original train of thought, but today I will. I have added a new rule in my life. Never drop a bag of shrub in a place you can't go back to. Lesson learned.