Today I had the best chicken parm hero in the world. The bread, the meat, the cheese, the sauce...were a combination of heavenly delight in mouth. So amazing, and it is not too often that one can say that they have tasted such deliciousness. I do recommend it.
Now, while we are on the topic of Italian food; I must mention, Mario. As in Mario and Luigi from the greatest gaming system ever. Nintendo.
I was recently surfing the net (as we old people like to call it), looking at peoples tattoos. I came across a thousand and one (give or take) tattoos about Nintendo, Mario, and other gaming systems. It did not surprise me because once I want to get a Star Wars tattoo to pay tribute to the greatest saga known to the world (and possibly the universe). But because I am a semi rational person, I decided against it.
But you see, all these gaming tattoos made me think. Are these people really that obsessed with Mario, that they want to be reminded of it forever? Has Nintendo truly made that big of an impact in these people's lives? And if so, does a half sleeve of almost all the characters from Super Mario Bros. make sense?
See, I have this favorite pair of boxers and they happen to be Mario ones. But I know, because just like anything else that is worn to much, they fall apart and become useless. So if i wanted to have them forever, I guess I have three options:
1) Stop wearing them and just look at them every once and awhile.
2) Tattoo the boxers to my body so that I can wear them forever.
3) Wear them until they die and just remember them for the rest of my life.
Although option two does seem like the best option I just don't know how my future wife would feel about fucking someone with a Mario underwear type tattoo. So I guess in this case I am just going to wear the boxers until it dies.
