So today I went to the gas station to get cigarettes and while I was waiting in line, in deep thought about how lame I was just 10 mintues before. See, at work I tried to flirt with this really hot girl that comes in all the time and I totally failed. But what made me loss attention towards my inablity to flirt at work was the energy shot shelf. I never had an energy shot before, but I have indulged in the bervages called energy drinks. What is the difference? I have no idea, but that is a whole other story.
This story is about a new energy shot I saw. An Ed Hardy one.
Does this mean that getting energy can now be stylish? Can I be just like Jon Gosselin and wear my Ed Hardy and drink it too? Does this energy shot mean that I am Tool, if I drink it? That is a strong possibility.
But my ultimate question is...If I start drinking, Ed Hardy Extra Strength energy shot, does that mean I can leave my wife for a younger woman (whether or not my wife is crazy is not the point)?
See, Jon Gosselin and I kind of have a relationship. He comes to my work establishment about as often as he see his own children, (once a month give or take). He always acts the same. Wears his shades, acts like he is to cool to tip, and leaves without saying thank you. I wonder if that is what he is like in bed? I will have to ask Hailey next time I see her.
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