Monday, August 24, 2009

You know what really grinds my gears?

Answer: Customers that say too much.

Not sure if this is just at my work establishment or every where, but lets pretend for a second it is just mine (because it is in New City).

1. Customers who see you outside smoking on your break and tell you that smoking is bad for you. (Do I tell you that the venti mocha with whip cream and extra mocha that you get every day is bad for you?)

2. Customers who assume that you are stupid or unintelligent just because you work at a coffee shop.

3. Customers who question the drinks that you make them.

4. Customers who come in and think you can read their minds.
(Customer: Is this decaf?
Me: It wasn't mark decaf, but I will remake it for you.
Customer: Thank you very much.
Later on I ask the person at the register if that person ordered it decaf. Nine out of Ten times they did not order it decaf.)

5. Customers who think they can get free stuff by forgetting to order things when they pay. Such as Soy milk, extra shots and syrups.

6. Customers who think just because they see you every day they can tell you look like shit or that you gained weight or that you should gain/lose weight.

7. Customers who order 15 blended drinks at the same time but none of them are the same.

8. Customers who expect you to give them free coffee just because they are regulars. (Listen you don't tip, don't expect me to give you one of my free drinks.)

9. Customers who come in talking on their cellphones and look pissed when you ask them what they want to drink.

10. Customers who are down right rude to you for no reason.

Just New City or every where? You tell me.

4 comments:

  1. ahahahah i just lol-ed.
    mainly at your use of "grinds my gears" you fuckin 90 yr old man, you.

    you're amazing.

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  2. love it.
    may i add customers who ask you what everything on the menu taste like and which one they would like?

    i dk dude i didnt try everything nor do we have the same taste!

    <3

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  3. people get killer when it comes to food.

    by the way, me and shan ban went to the beach one time and there was a square (sticks with rope) for the smokers. so funnny

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